NV320 Novelty Cutlery Cat Shaped Pocket Knife

I love this knife. His face is ridiculous and jankety and perfect. He looks like an old man in a ghost story for children. This is a very good knife for things like opening Amazon packages containing cat toys, intimidating robbers who break into your house to try to steal your cat, carving your initials and your cat's initials inside a heart in a tree trunk, slicing apples for your cat if your cat is into that kind of thing and then maybe spreading peanut butter onto those slices or something (I dunno, my cat is not into that kind of thing, so that part's just a guess), whittling small totems shaped like your cat, chopping bell peppers for your cat's Denver omelet, cutting wrapping paper to wrap around a box contain another one of these knives that you are giving as a gift to your cat, or slashing the tires of your cat's enemies. This is a great knife! Highly recommended!

Ok, the cat knife is perfect. Nicely detailed and has some weight to him. But even better: this was a holiday gift. The first shipment was stolen before it reached us -- and Discount Cutlery had another shipped to us less than 24 hours after reporting it. Between the actual cuteness of the knife and the amazing service, DC saved the holiday. Thank you